Description

Woke Busters is a satirical cartoon adventure through the culture war: puzzles, minigames, Buzzlings to catch and a cast with permanently unhinged faces. If one joke offends you, it's working.

Meet Ash Cashum: veneers, backwards cap, a torso the size of a vending machine and legs that haven't seen leg day since 2014. He only wanted to leave his room. Now he has a backpack vacuum that sucks up nonsense, a professor living in his head (rent-free, literally), and a country to drag back to reality one buzzword at a time.

Woke Busters looks like a Pokémon starter town and behaves like a Rick and Morty episode. It's aimed at the culture war, and everyone in it gets roasted: activists, billionaires, streamers, influencers, gym bros. Ash too.

Gotta Fact-Check 'Em All

The Woke Woods are crawling with Buzzlings: nonsense with legs. Suck them up with the F.A.C.T.S., log every species in the Wokédex, and find out what's behind all this nonsense. (It's worse than you think. Allegedly.)

Key features

• A full story across six chapters, with missions called things like "Operation: Touch Grass" and "Operation: Mommy Issues".
• A hand-made cartoon world: chunky low-poly shapes, flat cel shading and comic ink lines, from Pallet They/Them/Town to Echo Chamberles and San Franshitshow.
• Characters with fixed, slightly unhinged facial expressions. By design. Nobody here has relaxed their face since 2016.
• Everyone talks in their own synthesized gibberish, Animal Crossing-style, and every line comes with a talking head.
• Puzzles and minigames everywhere: lockpicking, chalkboard science, boxing, darts, road dodging, conveyor runs, spray painting and more.
• Bosses who really, really should have logged off.
• Steam Achievements (some of them hidden, some of them deeply unfair) and aggressive autosave across 3 save slots.

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